Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti hai? Driver: NO santa: to kya behan lagti hai? Driver: NO,Kuch nahi lagti. Santa: to Bhenchod Chadne kyu nahi deta...!!
vinee
hotbovi@gmail.com
Santa Banta SMS
Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..
momi
DD
Santa Banta SMS
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati. Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .
Amneet+919417705021
amneetkant@gmail.com
Santa Banta SMS
Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land! Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to? Banta: O G paise wapas
Amneet+919417705021
amneetkant@gmail.com
Santa Banta SMS
Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Banta Singh:- A - Ab I - Iss D - Duniya se S - Sat shri akal.
Amneet+919417705021
amneetkant@gmail.com
Santa Banta SMS
Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa :'lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol Karenge?'
BALLI
mr.balli@hotmail.com
Santa Banta SMS
Santa To Banta: oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?
Banta: vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas rehna chaiyeh na
Balli
mr.balli@hotmail.com
Santa Banta SMS
Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi
Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi
Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?
Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha
Rehman Baba
arehman_222@hotmail.com
Santa Banta SMS
Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? Banta: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream 'Wouuuu-Wouuuuu' and the other - 'Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..'
MOMI
DD
Santa Banta SMS
A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet hamare upar faink diya......
vinee
hotbovi@gmail.com
