Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
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First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Lil Banta: I'd never go to either place again!
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Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas. Banta Singh: Well, as you've been a good boy lately, you may keep it.
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Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
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santa : 'I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.' Friend : 'Did u follow them inside?' 'No yaar,' replied santa 'I had already SEEN the Movie !'
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Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed? Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?
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Wht is the limit of foolishness? Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat on a two wheeler scooter
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SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL. BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA? SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.
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