After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
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santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine' He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole 'Thanks 4 d complement
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It was Santa's weding aniversary. Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made
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Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It's Tippu sultan's chair. santa - oye don't worry yaar I will get up when he comes
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Teacher: Why are you late? santa: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? santa: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? banta: A teacher
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Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. 'What if one of them explodes before we get there?' asks Banta. 'Don’t worry about it,' says Santa. 'We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two.'
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Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain? Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal
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Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. 'OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
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