Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai
Adil
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Santa Banta SMS
Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.
songs
web @ bollywood .com
Santa Banta SMS
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do
webdeveloper
developer@states.counter
Santa Banta SMS
Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone and he started to dance.
The report said: 'Delivered'
JAMIL
jamil@jamil.com
Santa Banta SMS
Santa and Banta were arrested after raping a girl. both were called for identification parade. when the girl arrived, santa & banta started shouting
Yehi hai saali, Yehi hai
Rehman Baba
arehman_222@hotmail.com
Santa Banta SMS
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
faijla
:D
Santa Banta SMS
Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts- 'BOMBAY..BOMBAY...'air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- 'ombay ombay
Adil
adil_mengrani@hotmail.com
Santa Banta SMS
Jeeto: sardar ji utho! billa saara dudh pi gaya hai
santa: oye, tenu kinni daffa kaha hai ke kameez pa ke soya kar
Rehman Baba
arehman_222@hotmail.com
Santa Banta SMS
santa: main ik eho ji cheez ijad kiti aa ke jidhay nalon tussi deewar de aar paar dekh sakday ho
banta: oh ki??
Santa: mori (hole)
Rehman Baba
arehman_222@hotmail.com
Santa Banta SMS
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
Adil
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