Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
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Santa Banta SMS
Ek sardar jo gal gal te gaal kad da si apne munde nu le k shahar gaya . Diwali da time c Ek bache ne atishbazi chalayee sardar dekh kar bola Oh 'bhain di fudi kithe Ja ke fati hai' sardar ka bacha bola
'papa jalandhar wali bhua di k ludhiane wali di'..
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Santa Banta SMS
Sunday ko santa scooter dho raha tha, kisine uske totle bete se poocha, 'papa kahan hain' ? TOTLA beta bola: papa chutar dho rahe hain, mummy paani daal rahi hain.
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Santa Banta SMS
santa: ek kilo gaaye ka dhoodh dena.. banta: lekin tumhara bartan to bhut chhota hai.. santa: theek hai to fir bakri ka de do..
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Santa Banta SMS
Santa: bus stand tak janay ke kitnay paisay log gay
Rikshaw driver: 40 rupay
Santa: 2 rupay main chalay ga?
Driver: 2 rupay main kaun jaye ga?
Santa: peechay baith mian le k jata hoon
Rehman Baba
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Santa Banta SMS
santa ne apni wife ko apnay aik friend ke saath kissing kartay huay dekh lia aur apnay friend ko goli maar di santa ki wife boli: bilkul ghalat! agar tumhari yehi routine rahi to aik din tum sab friends se hath dho betho ge
Rehman Baba
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Santa Banta SMS
Santa: har roz murghe de naal roti khayi di hai
man: oh kis tarha?
santa: ik burki aap khaai di hai, ik murghe nu payi di hai
Rehman Baba
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Santa Banta SMS
aik kabootar ne santa pe potty kar di
santa: oye teri maa ne tenu kacha pana nai sikhaya?
kabootar: saaleya! tu kacha pa ke karda hain?
Rehman Baba
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Santa Banta SMS
sardar was ill his son called doctor
doctor: alaamaat kia hain?
santa's son: kujh nai doctor saab! bas bapu subha da vibration te lagya hoya a
Rehman Baba
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Santa Banta SMS
Wife: mere iraaday baray naik hain, aap 1000 main aik hain
Santa: oye assi sikh hun aqal mand ho gaye aan, pehlan eh dass eh baqi 999 kaun ne????
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