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Santa Banta SMS Messages Collection



  Santa Banta SMS
Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti hai?
Driver: NO
santa: to kya behan lagti hai?
Driver: NO,Kuch nahi lagti.
Santa: to Bhenchod Chadne kyu nahi deta...!!
vinee
hotbovi@gmail.com

  Santa Banta SMS

Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat:
Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein
Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..

momi
DD

  Santa Banta SMS
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho
gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.
Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .
Amneet+919417705021
amneetkant@gmail.com

  Santa Banta SMS

Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe
safely land!
Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta: O G paise wapas

Amneet+919417705021
amneetkant@gmail.com

  Santa Banta SMS
Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?

Banta Singh:-
A - Ab
I - Iss
D - Duniya se
S - Sat shri akal.
Amneet+919417705021
amneetkant@gmail.com

  Santa Banta SMS

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :'lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge?'

BALLI
mr.balli@hotmail.com

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