Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady saari sukhaane daali. Hajaam ki dukaan main andhera ho gaya Hajaam ne awaaz di.... 'Beebiji... saari uthao, neeche baal kaatna hai...!!' ;->
shah
apachyhunter
Naughty SMS
sardar to docter: 'main chota pishab subah 6 bjay karta hon aur bara 7 bajay' docter:'tu iss may problem kia hay'? sardar :'oo jee meri ankh 8 bjay khulti hay'
sid
sidraafzal270@hotmail.com
Naughty SMS
a husband n wife traveling in a train
husband:mera dil chahta hai kai tuje kutai kai aagaye daldo another passanger sitting next to the husband
Passanger: BHaow BHAow!!!!
hira
cutie_hira2006@yahoo.com
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nurse: congrats!! app kai ha beta paida howa hai
sardar: oye...!!! mere biwi ko maat batana mai aushe surprise donga.
hira
cutie_hira2006@yahoo.com
Naughty SMS
KISS IS A KEY OF LOVE, LOVE IS LOCK OF MARRGE, MARRIGE IS A BOX OF CHILDREN, CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN, SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE PAKISTAN. PLSSSSSSS…………….
$@JiD
saju_ilu2000@hotmail.com
Naughty SMS
WADIYOON SE SOORAJ NIKAL AAYEA HAI, FIZAAON ME NAYEA RANG CHHAYEA HAI, AAP KYUN UDAAS BETHE HO, AB TO MUSKARA DO HUMAARA SMA AAYEA HAI...
$@JiD
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Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo
hawain kehti hain pyar karo
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo
Rehman Baba
arehman_222@hotmail.com
Naughty SMS
Sardar: will u marry me ? Girl: sorry i am lesbian Sardar: wats a lesbian Girl: i like to have sex with gals Sardar: maar taali, I am also lesbian lolx
Fish
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Naughty SMS
Hair oil ki add main hair dikhatay hain, skin cream ki add main skin, toothpaste main teeth, footwear ki ad main feet, aur Always Ultra ki add main kuch nahi dikhatay, ``Jaag Sarif Jaag``
yazir_03004735426
yazi100@yahoo.com
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