I have one >> >>You have one >> >>Your mother uses your father's one >> >>And your auntie uses your uncle's one >> >>A married lady would acquire one >> >>But a divorced lady would lose her one >> >>Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one >> >>Michael J. Fox has a shorter one >> >>Madonna doesn't have one >> >>The Chinese usually have short ones >> >>While the Indian usually have long ones >> >>Do you have one? >> >>How long is your one? >> >>Which one is your preferred one? >> >> >>(see below for answer) >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>Answer : its your Surname, what else !! >> >> >>but I like the way you think ........
shah
apachyhunter
Naughty SMS
what is girl friend?
adition of problemz,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemy,
n division of friends
hashim
hashimawaisbutt@hotmail.com
Naughty SMS
Bhai: Baji parda karo, Aage mahajiro ka mohaLLa hai..Kuch der baad..!
Behen: Bhai ab tum parda karo, Aage pathanoo ka mohaLLa hai.... ;->
shah
apachyhunter
Naughty SMS
Oil or Ghee Companies ny Pakistan mai orat ko boht khul k bat krny ki azadi dy di hy ab wo khul k apni hr bat krti hy.
Woh is tarha k.,
1 orat dosri sy keh rhe the: Ay behan, manay pehlay 'SUFI' ko azmaya, lakin phr 'KISAN' ko ghr ly ae, Mgr jo mza mujhay 'HABIB' ny diya hy, Wo kisi or main kahan! ;-)
shah
apachyhunter
Naughty SMS
larkiya shalwar ke nichay kya phenti hai? . . think think . . soucho . . soucho . . Souchte rahe kuch nahi wo chapel phenti hai:P
Chacha_420:)
lll_chacha_420_lll@yahoo.com
Naughty SMS
Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone. And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb! 0346-2600024
drink3r
drink3r@gawab.com
Naughty SMS
Allah aap ko
lambay baalon wala
kali kali aankhon wala
meethi si awaz wala
chhel chhabeela
khoobsoorat sa
smart sa
bakra ataa farmaye
Qurbani ke liye!
Rehman Baba
arehman_222@hotmail.com
Naughty SMS
YOU ARE BARWA
B = BOLD
A = ATTRACTIVE
R = ROMANTIC
W = WELL MAENNERS
A = ADULT
king of DOn
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Naughty SMS
Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight but has vary less weight. Student: ur braizer
shah
apachyhunter
Naughty SMS
Wife Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti
HUSBAND Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Roz bajata or her
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