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janab, is SMS de nahi apne niche dekho...!
vinee
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Naughty SMS
A young boy died at the age of 7, her mother said,
'HAYEEEE MERAY BACHAY NAY TO ABHI DUNYA B NAHI DEKHNE THI'
A gurl whispered in her ears 'AUNTY AP FIKAR NA KARAIN, MAIN NAY USAY DUNYA DEKHA DE THI'
Jaz
sunny_jasir@hotmail.com
Naughty SMS
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents, Ruby First Class in Bed!
shah
apachyhunter
Naughty SMS
santa:whts the name of ur car banta: i dont know bt it starts with T
santa: kamal hay yar teri gaddi TEA say start hondi a apni tay sali petrol day baghir chaldiii hi naeee. 0346-2600024
drink3r
drink3r@gawab.com
Naughty SMS
A sardar had a child aftr 3 mnth of marige. He askd his wife ye 3mnth k bad bacha kaise hua? Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? Srdar:3month. wife:or meri shadi ko. Srdar:3mnth wife:or bacha kitne month k baad. Srdar:3 mnth. Wife:total kitne hue. Sardar:Oye 9 mnths & start dancing BALLE BALLE ;->
shah
apachyhunter
Naughty SMS
1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di? 2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.
shah
apachyhunter
Naughty SMS
Jab sardar k haan teesri bar bachi hui, to us ne elaan kia k mera beta peda hua hai, Ek dost ne dekha to kaha k ye larki hai, Sardar bola'ay munda thallon maa te gya ay
shah
apachyhunter
Naughty SMS
Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay meray paseenay nikal jaayen
' sardar gets up and switch off the fan
shah
apachyhunter
Naughty SMS
Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy?,
bandar daal pr nachta hy or aadmi daal kr nachta hy. So simple.
shah
apachyhunter
Naughty SMS
>> Catch her by her waist… Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a … …nice drink…PEPSI
shah
apachihunter@yahoo.com
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