Bite the neck gently, Chew the breast softly, Spread the legs slowly, Suck the juice excitingly, That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!
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Naughty SMS
80yrs old man to dr:meri 20 saal ki wife pregnant hey
dr: 1 story suno 1 shikari shikar pe jate howe jaldi mein gun ki jaga umbrella le gya jungle mein uske samne lion aa gya usne umbrella ka handle khaincha aur fire kar diya aur lion mar gya
old man:impossible kisi aur ne mara hoga
dr:exactly
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Naughty SMS
Qus: What is a Birth Control Pill . . . ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans: It‘s The Second Best Thing a Woman can Put in her Mouth to Prevent Pregnancy . . . ;->
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Naughty SMS
1st Girl to Another: Kal Sapnay main Mujhe koi chaaqu Maar raha tha 2nd Girl: Tu Darr matt, Agar sapnay Sach hotay to main Rozana Pragnent hoti
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Naughty SMS
What did Bill Gates‘ wife say to him on their wedding night?
“Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!“
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Naughty SMS
Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla to usay dekh k 1 Admi bola:
Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi
Kisi ne pocha kon dono?
Wo bola: Uski Tangain
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Naughty SMS
Grammar Teacher. Pappu ladkiyon se baat nhe krta hai, btao is sentence main pappu kya hai?
Student. Sir pappu “Chutiya“ hai.
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Naughty SMS
Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa? Papu: Mein bara hon? Tchr: Wo k say? Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora
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Naughty SMS
“daikh kar us kay kapron sary jhalakti hoe bra ka rang ik lamhay k liye main tou reh giya dang nigah thee k hatae na hat-te thee dil main baj rahe thee ik ajab see tarang kameez thee k ik tarasha howa kapra tha shameez ka tou ab wahan na koe jhagra tha chak itnay thay k dikh raha tha badan main tou ho gaya pathar ka daikh k oos ka jisam jhanjor k apnay man ko sambhala main nay anjanay main ye kia daikh dala main nay aata hay har dam ye khiyal mairay man main kia ye hay islam apnay watan mian koe nahen farq ab east or west main har ik hay yahan fashion k quest main
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Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai Vishvas hai to Paisa hai Paisa hai to Shohrat hai Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai Izzat hai to Ladki hai Ladki hai to Tension hai Tension hai to Concern hai Concern hai to a Khayaal hai Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai Khawab hai to Growth hai Growth hai to Zindagi hai Zindagi hai to khwaab hai Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai Bas ghumnewala chahiye......
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