One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, 'HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?'
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!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__ (*&%$ ##@#&*&?'}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh
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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY., AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
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What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with 'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces....
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Press down.
down more
deeper
more YES
ahh
ohh
yes Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make SEX a daily habit,and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb T33w2 ! .. niH)A2 2'rU Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now... Bye!
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