True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
Talha
CrystelEyezz@hotmail.com
Naughty SMS
Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl. Ankhon Mei Wohi Jaam Liye Honton Pe Wohi MusKaan Liye Kahan Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye
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apachyhunter
Naughty SMS
BIWI k kharche se tang aakar PATI bola..“1 kg. LipStick ek m0nth me kha jati ho..“ BIWI boli..“jhoot q boltay ho,500 garms to tum hi chaat jaty ho. Haha
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apachyhunter
Naughty SMS
Husband to Wife: I am going Out for Five Days.
Wife: Ok But Dont suprise me by coming back early, Otherwise You will be Suprised.....>
Ali_Pakistan 0300 202 1141
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Naughty SMS
Memon weekly chaklay ja k rate malum karta tha.... Dost:Jab tu kuch kerta nahi hay to rate kyun puchta hay... Memon:Chek kerta hun k biwi mehengi tou nahi per rahi.......
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apchyhunter
Naughty SMS
Har baras bacha hota tha jin k yahan.
2 baras se un k ghar bacha hota nhi.
Pocha to bolay
jub se CABLE ghar main aya.
Koi bacha raat ko sota nhi...
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apchyhunter
Naughty SMS
Lady: Time Kitna Hua hai
Sardar: Bra Pantie
Lady: Kutte, Time Poocha hai
Sardar: Kamini, time hi to Bataya Hai.. Bra pantie(12:35) barah pantees
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apchyhunter
Naughty SMS
A civil engineer asked his town planner, What‘s the technical defect in a female body? > Ans: Entertainment area is constructed very near to sewerage area ;-)
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apchyhunter
Naughty SMS
Boy: “I like the s0ft thing behind ur BRA“
Girl: “What“
Boy: “Ur Heart“
Girl: “I Love the Big thing btween ur 2 legs“
Boy: “Wat“
Girl: “Ur Bike“ ;->
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apchyhunter
Naughty SMS
Unse kahu Khawaboo Mai aya Na Kare . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sardi Bohat Hai Nahaya Nahi JatA
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