Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
shah
apachyhunter
JOKES SMS
- Sardar : Prito, ek wari I love you keh day - Prito : nahin, sharam andi ay - Sardar : keh de na - Prito : nahin na - Sardar : Dekhayn to fir meri behen nahin
$aju
saju_ilu2000@hotmail.com
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What is the limit of telling a lie ??? ................. .................. .................... ....................... .......................... A HABSHI taking a bath & Singing:- “PANI MEIN JALAY MERA GORA BADAN
$aju
saju_ilu2000@hotmail.com
JOKES SMS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ' What?'
shah
apachyhunter
JOKES SMS
Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says 'Johny Walker single' Man on his left says 'Peter Scotch single' Sardar says - 'Baljith Singh Married
shah
apachyhunter
JOKES SMS
Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!
shah
apachyhunter
JOKES SMS
My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left… ICU Or U C Me.
shah
apachyhunter
JOKES SMS
Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
shah
apachyhunter
JOKES SMS
EK admi ne phthan se bolla tumra dosth tumari BV koo kiss karraha hai tumare he gher may PHATHAN gher k ander gaya or 30 mint k bad wapis ayya or admi koo 2 taapher mara k joth bolte hoo wo mera dosth nahi hai
shah
apchyhunter
JOKES SMS
To: My loving wife
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife.
However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile,
Somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail,
Expecting message from her relatives and friends.; After reading the first message she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife Subject: I've just reached Date: 13th Oct 2006
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent e-mails to your loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you.
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was;
MORAL OF STORY - be careful while sending mails if not mishaps like these happen
shah
apachyhunter
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