Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don‘t need it.
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There were two Christians Travelling on a plane. Sitting behind them was a Muslims. As they realized that a Muslims is Travelling with them. They started talking loudly with each other. James said to Tim. Tim where r u going, hopefully to Dubai. Tim said Nah There are too many Muslims, streets and roods are flooded with them. James smiles and said then u must be going to Iran. Tim said r u mad, Muslims in Iran are more fanatic and mad then Dubai. Muslim who was listening to them could not bear it and said hey u both go to hell, for sure there would be no Muslim.
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3 scientists happen to meet each other by chance at a party, an American, a Russian, and a Pakistani. They boast their country‘s science achievements. The Russian says: We were the 1st ones in space, the American says, we were the 1st to go to moon, The Pakistani thinks hard and says: we will be 1st ones on the sun! Both the American and Russian start laughing, and say to the Pakistani, you stupid the sun is too hot, your spaceship will burn b4 it reaches the sun. The Pakistan scientist remains cool and calm, and says: You are stupid. We will go there at night!!!
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Wedding Nite:
Dulhan Sardar Se,
Aaj Mujay Itna Khus Kro K Ma Sari Zindgi Yad Rakhon….
Sardar Sari Raat Usay Gud Gudi Krta Raha…->
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Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ?
A-21 B-48 C-65 D-84
Dekhte hain Quaid k baray mei aap ko kitna pata hai . . ?
Ans: Us Waqt Pakistan Nahi Tha Tu Pakistan Studies Kahan sE Hogi . . . ;
shah
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Wife:gaajar ,muli,bagan lambay lana.
Husb:nhi laonga tm iska galat istamal kro gi.
wife:tmhe q dard ho raha hai tm me thoddi dun gi.>
shah
apachyhunter
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BOY1: MEET MY WIFE TINA.
BOY2: OH! I KNOW HER.
BOY1: HOW?
BOY2: WE WERE CAUGHT SLEEPING TOGETHER
BOY1: WHAT THE HELL?
BOY2: 10 YEARS AGO, IN THE MATHS CLASS.......
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Srdar 2 hs Frend: I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u? Frend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice.. Srdar:Hahaha i Kissd frst!
F@h@d
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Teacher 2 sardar: Name 5 animals dat live in water? * Sardar: FROG * TEACHER: the remaining 4? * SARDAR: Frog di maa, Pio, Pehn te Praah...
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TiGer KiLLs A Goat, Hippopotamous Saw It. TiGer Asks Hippo Not 2 TeLL This In Court.
Hippo Refuses!! TiGer ASked, Why?
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Hippo Said B‘coz..
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HIPS DON‘T LIE !
adil
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