Biwi shohar se: aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae? Shohr: achanak mere boss ko gusa aa gaya or bola jahanum mein jao,to me foran utha or tumhare pas chala aya.
JOHN 03214742108
john_ilishajohn@yahoo.com
JOKES SMS
Sardarni write: massege 2 sardar
‘ghar kab aa rahe ho? Massege karke batao‘
Sardar write 2 her: ‘Nahi bata sakta,
Balance kam hai......;-)
JOHN
john_ilishajohn@yahoo.com
JOKES SMS
How pakistani Professors speak english:
1)don‘t dare talk in front of my back! 2)both of you three get out of the class! 3)Take 5 cm wire of any length! 4)All of u stand in a straight circle! 5)Be quiet..The Principal just passed away 6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here
machlolo
machlolo@hotmail.com
JOKES SMS
Child:Mom is baar sab Patakhay hum is shop se lain gay, Mom:Beta ye to girls hostel hai, Child:Apa to kehti hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rehti hain
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JOKES SMS
Santa:yaar tu kise de ghar afsos manane k liye gaya tha itni jaldi aa gaya Banta:yaar 1 ghanta baitha raha kise ne haas k gall tak nahi kiti
PARVEEN KUMAR
VARIN_P1818@yahoo.com
JOKES SMS
Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai,
Lardki: Choro na,
Lardka: Tumhare baal ktne khobsurat hai,
Lardki: Choro na, App B.
Lardka: Itne der se chor hi to raha tha
shah
apachyhunter
JOKES SMS
Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .
SEND = SUTTO
INSERT = PAO
DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO
DELETE = MITTI PAO
RUN = NASO
SEARCH = LABO
ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MUKAO
shah
apchyhunter
JOKES SMS
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“
Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
Hassan
0333-8383767
JOKES SMS
Showing his friend around his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.
“The day before I die, I‘d like to sell every piece we‘ve got just to see how much it‘s all worth.“
“Well,“ his friend replies, “since you couldn‘t possibly know the day before you were going to die, you‘ll never be able to sell!“
“And that‘s where you‘re wrong,“ the man smiled. “If I sell it, my wife would kill me!“
Hassan
0333-8383767
JOKES SMS
An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow. The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!!
Hassan
0333-8383767
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