PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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Sardar ji tuwannu kaddi kisay naal pyar nai hoya? yar hoya tay hai lekin O mandi hi nai bus ena kendi ae 'I LOVE U' pata nai ullu da patha 'U' kon hai
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Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them 'Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas...' The man at the other end replies 'One second sir...' and sardar immediately replies 'thank you' and puts the phone down.
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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa
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sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay, doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
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why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.
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once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ? shopkeeper said why? sardar said there is written colestrol free.
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dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
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can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it . a sardar asks to ATM machine.
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Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
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