Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..
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drink3r
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Funny SMS
Ay-chori . . . . Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Karne Ka Hai . . . Bole To
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hai To
Jaldi Se Sms Bhej Daal
Smhji Kiya?:-)
shah
apachyhunter
Funny SMS
Ek phatan PCO shop pr gya. . . Aur Operator ko zordar 2 thappar lagaye . Guess y? . . . Bcz . shop pr likha thaa k numbr milany se pehly 2 lagana mat bholain.
shah
apachyhunter
Funny SMS
English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai Sardar jee: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai English Man : - wo kaise? Sardar jee : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!
shah
apachyhunter
Funny SMS
What's Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..?
A Woman Will Always Cheerish The Memory Of The Man Who Wanted To Marry Her
&
A Man Cherishes The Memory Of The Woman Whom He Didn't Marry.... ;-
shah
apchy hunter
Funny SMS
Democratic diffrence between USA AND PAKISTAN In USA u can Kiss in a public place but cannot shit. In Pakistan u can shit in a public place but cant kiss!!;-)
shah
apachyhunter
Funny SMS
What's d similarity between
marriage and 11:59
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Simple hai. Yar Dono ke baad
12 hi bajte hain... :
shah
apachyhunter
Funny SMS
Wat's the similarity between
U & a bottle of pepsi....
Sweet,
cool,
good,
easily available
And biggest similarity...
Dhakkan!!
shah
apachyhunter
Funny SMS
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.
Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;
shah
apachyhunter
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