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Agar Aap Kisi Se Naraz Hon To,
Usay Gali Mat Dain..
Kyun Ke Allah Naraz Hota Hai,
Bas Usay “ZARDARI” Keh Dain..
Woh Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jayega.. ;-) |
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Yeh Badalti Rutain,
Yeh Doobte Hue Arman,
Yeh Tairti Hui Musafatay,
Yeh Jaltay Diye,
Yeh Pighalte Hue Badan,
Yeh Bhujti Shamen,
Yeh Kuch Aur Nahi Sirf..
“WAPDA” Ki Be-Gairti Hai.. ;-) |
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Load Sheding Ke Benefits:
Generator, UPS & Candle Walon Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi..
Mobile Charge Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Balance & Time Saving..
Sabar Karnay Ki Wajah Se Jannat.. !! |
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“Law Of Izzat”
Derived 4rm Newton’s Laws:
Every Bad Boy Continues To Do Masti,
Unless A Thappar OR Sandel With A Force,
Is Impressed Upon Him By A Lovely Girl.
The Force Is Called Baisti.
Baisti Is That Characteristic Due To Which,
Any Bagairat Is Compelled To Change,
His State Of Bagairti In To Gairat Mandi.. ;-) |
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What is 143 ??
I Love U..
No
I Hate U..
No
I Miss U..
No
I Wish U..
No
143 Means:
One Hundred & Forty Three..
Math’s Pe Dheyan Do.. :-) |
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Cow Par Bethay 1 Pathan Ko,
Traffic Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha:
Aap Ka Helmet Nahi Hai..??
Chalan Hoga.. !!
Pathan: Dheyan Se Dekh Nechay
Andhay Four Wheeler Hai.. ;-) |
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Arz Kiya Hai..
Kabootar Kay 2 Par
Wah Wah Wah
Kabootar Kay 2 Par
Bhaee Wah
Kabootar Kay 2 Par
Zara Si Tawajja Plzz
Ghor Farmaen..
Kabootar Kay 2 Par
:
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1 Edhar 1 Udhar.. ;-) |
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Larki: Ammi Baher Fauji Aa Rahe Hain..
Maan: Beti Andar Aaja Faujion Ki Niyat Kharab Hoti Hai..
Larki: Ammi Fauji Pathan Hain..
Maan: Beti Phir Bhai Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa.. ;-) |
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DiL Main Ik Shor Ho Raha Hai,
Bina SMS DiL Boor Ho Raha Hai,
Kahin Aisa Tou Nahi Ke,
Ik Pyaara Sa Dost,
Gadhey Ghore Baich Kar So Raha Hai.. ;-) |
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ALLAH BACHAYE!!
Pagal Biwi Se
Purane TV Se
Dubai Ke Sheikh Se
Naaii Ke Shave Se
Aurat Ki Bewafai Se
Purani Mithai Se
Haram Ki Kamayi Se
Aur,
AAP KI JUDAI SE,,(“~”),, |
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