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Teacher: Batao Mujhe Naddi Naale
Kahan Se Nikalte Hain??
Student: Sir, Naddi Ka To Mujhe Pata Nahi,
Haan Naale Hamari,
Shalwar Se Nikalte Hain.. :p ;-) |
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Aray Dewaano..
Mujhe Pehchano..
Kahan Se Aaya..
Main Hoon Kon..
Main Hoon..
Main Hoon..
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Abay Nalaik No. Dekh Kar Nahi Pehchan Saktay..
Ke Main Hoon Kon.. ;-) |
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Teacher Class Kay Bachon Se..
Duniya Main Insan Ke Liye,
Koi Bhi Kaam Mushkil Nahi Hai..
Ek Bacha Bola:
Acha Miss Toothpaste Ki Tube Main,
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Kar Dikhayen.. ;-) |
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Batao France Ke Log Chai (Tea) Main
Chammach Dal Kar Anti-Clockwise
Kyun Ghumate Hain??
There Is A Logic..
No Answer??
I Will Tell U..
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Cheeni Mix Karne Ke Liye.. ;-> |
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Agar Aap Chahte Hain Ke..
Aap Ka Ghar Paak Ho Jaye,
Ghar Main Farishtay Bhi Ayen,
Ghar Main Barkat Ho,
Koi Pareshani Na Ho,
Tou..
Aap Foran Ghar Se Nikal Jayen.. ;-) |
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I Have No Gold To Send U..
I Have No Diamond To Send U..
I Have No Special Gift For U..
I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That,
“Menu Kaddi Bhulli Na..” :-) |
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Music Se Apna DiL Behlate To Hoge,
Chand Ko Dekh Kar Itratay To Hoge,
Jatay Hoge Jab Aainay Kay Samne..
BHOOT BHOOT Keh Kar Chillate To Hoge.. ;-) |
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Nazar Ne Un Ki Mujhe Jo Current Mara Hai,
Jaise Matrix Ka Koi Stunt Mara Hai,
Samjho Aise Ke Jaise DiL Ke Rishte ko,
AC Coach Ne Pora Ka Pora Front Mara Hai.. |
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“SMS” Karne Ke Faidey:
1- Mobile Ko Zang Nahi Lagta.
2- Typing Improve Hoti Hai.
3- Aap Active Raho Gay.
4- Duniya Se Contact Main Raho Gay.
Aur,
5- Aap Ko Koi Kanjoos Bhi Nahi Kahe Ga.. :-) |
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Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
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Wrong Number.. :-( |
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