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Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha? mere pas 4 apple hain, 5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?
ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D |
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sara |
archita_beautiful@hotmail.com
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Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?
Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.
Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or
Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana. |
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sara |
archita_beautiful@hotmail.com
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Memon K Ghar Guest Aye
Bivi Ne Kaha.
Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao
Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;-> |
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sara |
archita_beautiful@hotmail.com
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Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar to Bachan Family ke 11 Larkiya kar Rahi hai, .. Don Se Shadi Karna Mushkel he nai. Na Mumken Hai, .~. Kiyou ke….. .~.
.~. Don Shadi Shuda hai… :D |
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khalidumar_788@hotmail.com
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Pakistan Me Har Cheez Din Ba Din Barh Rahi Hai.
Tail Ki Kimat. Loadshading. Mehgai. By-Rozgari. Sms Pakag.
Or Aaj To Intaha Ho Gai.. Pakistan Ka.
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Waqt B. |
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sara |
archita_beautiful@hotmail.com
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Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai : Lafz Tere Geet Mere Ghazal Koi Sunao’n Kia
Larki: Haath Mere Gaal Tere Kaan K Neechey Bajao’n Kia ;-> |
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khalid |
khalidumar_788@hotmail.com
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Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,
Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay
“Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai”
Girl Answer:Yes! I’m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-) |
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sara |
archita_beautiful@hotmail.com
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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi! |
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khalid |
khalidumar_788@hotmail.com
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sMs Hai Wo Balla
Jisko Kiya Uska Mobile Jalla
Chahen Bura Ho Ya Bhalla
Har Ek Ko Mera Sms Milaa
Tum B Muje Sms Kr Sakte Ho
Mera Mobile Hai 24hrs Khula. |
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sara |
archita_beautiful@hotmail.com
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Agar Koi Galti Ghustakhi Wagaira Ho Gai Ho Tu
Plz
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Mafi maang lo
Me bht rhm dil hun.. |
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sara |
archita_beautiful@hotmail.com
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