A Judge Said.. Order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge: Shut Up. SARDAR: No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P
sara
archita_beautiful@hotmail.com
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Sardar Je Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Bhot Ro Raha Tha.
Sardar Je Bolay Shar Day Bachay Ronday Nai
Bacha Bola Shar Day Bachay School Bhi Nai Janday. . . [“!“]
sara
archita_beautiful@hotmail.com
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Dr: aap ka weight kitna he? Santa: chasme sath 75kgs. Dr: aur chasme bager! Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…
sara
archita_beautiful@hotmail.com
Funny SMS
1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana
sara
saraali_khan909@hotmail.com
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1 Anokhi Dua Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan… Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko… or Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke
sara
saraali_khan909@hotmail.com
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Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi dikhti he, Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)
khalid
khalidumar_788@hotmail.com
Funny SMS
. . . . . . . . . . haan ji.. kya chahiye?
kuch dhoondh rahe ho?
shayad sms..
yahaan factory lagi hai kya. Chalo Apna kaam karo…
sara
archita_beautiful@hotmail.com
Funny SMS
=o00o====o00o / / ,***. / / ‘( o o ) / ‘) (–) / Oyeee…! Abhi tak tehni par latky ho…Chalo shabash nichay utro or sms karo.
sara
saraali_khan909@hotmail.com
Funny SMS
Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai??? . . . . . . . . zahir hai aap . . . . . . . to ho nai sakte . . . . . . . to phir . . . . . . . MAI HUN
sara
saraali_khan909@hotmail.com
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Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?
Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?
Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?
Nahi Na ! ! !
Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata
sara
saraali_khan909@hotmail.com
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