1 morgi ne 3 anday diye..or dua mangi babies naik niklay.kuch din baad babies niklay....pehla baby namaz parta huwa nikla....dosra baby tasbee parta huwa nikla....teesra baby nahi nikla to murgi prayshaan ho gai... itney mai anday se awaz aai,,,ammi ammi mai aitkaaf mai batha hu
farhan 03006330347
happy_khan1525 yahoo.com
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Electricity: A call from ladies hostel at night to electricity office ' we lost the power send your men' ' No Man here, Use Candles'
NadimZ
me@0321-4939056
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aik Shaikh saab ko heart attack ho gaya
hosh main aanay ke baad doctor ne wajha poochi to shaikh saab bolay 'oye yaar aik business main 5 lakh invest kia tha aur 5 lakh profit ki umeed thi, profit sirf 2 laakh ka hua aur 3 laakh ka nuksaan ho gaya
Rehman Baba
arehman_222@hotmail.com
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Boy:Mujhse shadi kero gi...? Girl:Kia? Boy:Achi film hai na! Girl:Kuttay k bachay... Boy:Wat? Girl:Kitney Cute hotey hai na...
Arif
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1 sardar darvaze par banddhookh liye khara tha His Wife:'Y r u standing here' Sardar 'Sher k shikar pe jaraha hon' Wife 'to jaao na!' 'Kese jaaoon bahir KUTTA khara hai.'
Arif
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A SARDAR passing thru a jungle, A ChuRRail stops him n says: HOO HOO HA HA Main ChuRRail hun. Sardar: Janta hun teri ik behan mere ghar bhi hai..
Arif
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Kya le kar aye thay....? Kya le ker jaoge....? Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge? Itne paise bacha kar kya... MOBILE main CNG lagvaoge....
Bilal
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National Assemly Disolved PrimeMinister sacked CM punjab Arrested Marshal Law Imposed Constitution suspended
agar aisa waisa kuch ho to
Plz let me know!
Arif
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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife From 10 GirlFriends. Even If U Pick Most Beautiful, Most Intelligent, Kindest Women,
There's Still Pain Of Loosing 9
momi
DD
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Khandala song remixed in diff. languages HINDI: A Kya Bolti Tu ? A Kya Mai Bolu ? Sun Suna Ati Kya Khandala ? Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ? Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya
ENGLISH: Aye what do you say? Aye what should I say? Listen. Speak on. Coming to khandala? What should I do, coming to khandala? We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we'll freak, baby,what else?
SANSKRIT : This is too good Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh Shrinvasi! Shrunha Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja karishma, kim karishyam .......
Amit
Amit_coolbdy2yahoo.co.in
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