Husband aj weekand hai main relax karna chata hn isliay 3 tickets laya hn movie k wife 3 q hum tu 2 hain husband ek tumara or baqi 2 tumaray amme abbu k.
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Funny SMS
Dunya Gol hy?
Chuha Billi se darta hy, Bili kutty se darti hy, Kutta Banday se darta hy, Banda Biwi se darta hy, Biwi chuhy se darti hy.
Dunya gol hy ;->
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Wife: Mei Tumhari Yaad Mei 15 Din Mei He Aadhi Ho Gayi Hun... Mujhe Lene Kab Aa Rahe Ho.....??
Husband: 15 Din Aur Ruk Jao...... ;->
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TRUE LOVE SONG: Bazigar 0 bazigar, Teri mummy ko razi kr, Tu ne dil mera tora, Mene ELFI se jorha, Mere ELFI ke pesey wapas kar Bazigar O bazigar...... ;->
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Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya aür maa se kaha: hamare parose kis kadar garib hai un k bache ne ek rupe ka sika nigal liya hai aur wo sub ro rahe hai..... ;->
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Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,
main bhi sukhi.
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Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt, Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt... iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain, Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain.. Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy, Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy .'->
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Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husband: Dedo, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
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Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein, Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi
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Aik larki Njoomi se, Meray liye sittara kon sa hai? Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain? Larki boli.11. Njoomi,tmharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga,
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