Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai 'jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja'wo chappal nikaalke kehti hai'ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja .........
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'The Return of Phoolan Devi'
Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice
Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi
Script in: USA & UK
Actor: Musharraf
Actoress: Benazir
Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel
Characterless Actors: Chaudharies
Dancer: Sherry Rehman
Action sound track by: MQM
Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
Rehman Baba
arehman_222@hotmail.com
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sardar was sitting in plane.He called the airhostess and said to her 'mujay taweez wali tea day do' airhostess was very strange.She asked what r u talking? he told her'wo jo tu nay us GPRAY ko dee ha' she answered him'sir this is not taweez wali tea,this is TEABAGE' hhahahaha
kamal
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Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho
Zaniba
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Kon kahta ha k Pakistan main job nahi milti
Yeh lo Jharo \\|//// \|/// \|// |/ | Or shandar career ka agaz karo;-)
shah
apachyhunter
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Wife-agar 1/2 ghante mein duniya khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karoge. Hus-ofcourse sex darling. Wife-aur baki ke 29 min mein??
amitg
amitraja2001in@yahoo.com
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Mera number change ho gaya hai..
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Tumahi chahye to mera purana chappal le lena..
Ab Masjid se churanay ki zaroorat nahi rahi!!
faisa
None
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1 Admi apni biwi k sath apna scoter dho raha hota hai. Us k totly bete se ksi ne pocha. abu kya kr rhe hei. Beta! Abu chuter dho rhe hei ami pani dal rai hei.
shah
apachyhunter
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Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas
shah
apachyhunter
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1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hmare pakistan k halat daikh kar bache bhi dunia mein akele ane se darte hain.
shah
apachyhunter
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