A Sardar Bohot Taar Ko Jungle Se Guzar Raha Tha K Achanal Aik Churail Us K Samnay Ajati Hai
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Main Churail Hoon Sardar : Haan Maloom Hai Tumhari AIk Behan Mere Ghar Main Bhi Hai ...
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Bush to Molana Fazal-ur-Rehman: Tum hum ko Usama do, hum tum ko titanic wala larki de ga
Molana Fazal-ur-Rehman: woh to theek hai lekin mujhe titanic wali larki nahi larka chahiye
Rehman Baba
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Nadeem Bhai: Admon, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? Admon: Bhai, gaadi hai. Nadeem BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? Admon: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bhel, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Bhelgaadi.
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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ... Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
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If I was an artist, you wuld be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you wuld be my story! But I'm only a Cartonist
NadimZ
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Midnight coffee, long chats, irresistable laughters, boring lectures, bunking classes, sitting idly in lobby, sleeping in library,learning in labs, nightmare of exams, tension filled vivas, fighting for marks, missing mum n dad, tears of love, just everything, people call it Engineering....
Teray chehray pe udaasi ankhon may nami hai,
Teray chehray pe udaasi ankhon may nami hai
National namak istemaal kya kar tujh main iodine ki kami hai....
Bindas hoke Jeenay ka
Tension nae lene ka
Achy sapny dekhny ka
Mast life guzarny ka
Bhoot se nae darny ka . . . Bole to . . . Mirror nahin Dekhny ka.
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MUSHARAF KI BIWI PARESHAN HAI, MUSHRAF:KYA HUA KYOUN PARAYSHAN HO, BIWI: HAVENT U READ THE NEWS PAPER , BENAZIR SAYS I WANT MUSHARAF WITH OUT UNIFORM
ZULFI (QUETTA)
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Am I Cute?
Let's Test:
Call If I Am Cute, Miss Call If I Am Sweet. Send A Message If I Am Pretty. Send A Joke If I Am Charming, Just Ignore If You Are Jealous....
Umair Jamil
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Roz-e-Mahshar Jab Hisaab Kitaab Honge
'MOBILE RAKHNE' Wale b Be-Naqaab Honge
Jab Hogi MSG Na Karne Walon Ki GINTI
Sar-e-Fehrist Janaab 'AAP' Honge
Akash 03453400042
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Colget se daat saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se majboot karne ka, Babul se fresh krne ka, AGAR PHIR BHI SAFED NHI HUA TO Bindas'HARPIC USE KRNE KA'.. .
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