KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
shah
apachyhunter
Double meaning SMS
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia..... khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
shah
apachyhunter
Double meaning SMS
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
shah
apachyhunter
Double meaning SMS
BOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ouch...... haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha
RAZA
0333-3367432
Double meaning SMS
Shut Up''' S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u U=unlimited love 4 u T=true passion 4 u U=u alwayz in my mind P=praying 4 u So again.. Shut Up......
salman 00966569647771
don_salman2007@yahoo.com
Double meaning SMS
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
farhan 03006330347
happy_khan1525@yahoo.com
Double meaning SMS
Aap ko 'CHODA'..Aap ko pir 'CHODA'Aap ko bar bar 'CHODA'Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye'CHODA AUGUST' mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
farhan 03006330347
happy_khan1525@yahoo.com
Double meaning SMS
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka..
Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka..
Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Deedar mere husne shabab ka..
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai, Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
farhan 03006330347
happy_khan1525@yahoo.com
Double meaning SMS
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt nikalo apni pant bhi nikal do meri saadi bhi nikal do ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa bahut tight hai plz. aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......, ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
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Double meaning SMS
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
shah
apachyhunter
