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Q: what is the idea of a horror scene ?
THINK
THINK
ANS: u r having sex with pregnent lady and suddenly a hand holds ur lulli from inside !!!!
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SONG
aye kia kholti tu ,
aye kia may kholoun ?
sun
suna
kholti kia panty bra?
kya karon khol kay may panty bra
nikalounga dalounga jee bhar kay marounga pregnent karounga tujhay aur kia?
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pathan aurat suhag raat ko pathan say boli “sartaj aaj raat aap mujh say ju mango gay may doungi “
pathan khus hokay bola“aacha tum meri maa kay pass so jow aur aapna bhai ko andar bhaijho “.
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Sharabi sex kr raha tha. Ghalti se peeche daal diya
Biwi boli: O ji truck ghalat godam me ja raha hai
sharabi: saali ab bata rahi hai jab diesel khatam hogaya |
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Bush 2 Sardar:
Yahan har baat py BehenChod BehenChod kehty hain, what is meant by this?
Sardar: Matlab ‘Watan se Mohabbat kerne wala.‘
Then Bush in speech in India said,
“O Baharat ky BehenChodo mein bhi 1 bohat bara BehenChod hoon per Gandhi sab se bara BehenChod tha“. |
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Suhaag raat ko doolha apni dulhan ki aankhon ko choom raha tha.
Dulhan asked: Ye kiya kar rahe ho?
Doolha said: Aankhein choom raha hoon, ye shakhsiat ki kitaab hoti hain.
Dulhan boli: neechay library mein aag lagi hui hai aur tu kitaab mein ghusa hua hai.
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Muskaan ko honthon tak laaya na karo....
Mummon ko upar se dikhaya na karo....
Log haath mein Lund liye phirte hain....
Apni Gaand itni hilaya na karo. .... |
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munna444_4e1@yahoo.com
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Yeh waqt nahi hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt nahi hai rone ka,
yeh waqt hai bachcha paida karne kaa.
Tab kyon nahi roti thi, jab chipak chipak ke soti thi.
Ab jo kiya hai uska jurmana bharo,
Tab toh kehti thi aur karo.aur karo.... |
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MuNnA444 |
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munna444_4e1@yahoo.com
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Shikayat nah karta zamaane sey koi,
Agar maan jaata mananey sey koi,
Kissi koh phir yaad na karta koi,
Agar bhool jaate bhoolane sey koi. |
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munna444_4e1@yahoo.com
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Mein ne apni marzi se asteefa dia hai Faraz !!!
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Lun pe charhe zardari Maa chudaye Nawaz |
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