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  Adult SMS

personality of a female follows the size of her BRA
32 = innocent
34 = calm
36 = agressive
38 = playful
40 = sexy
&
42 = ANJUMAN

hamza
ham-tk@hotmail.com


  Adult SMS

ek dafa do behne Doctor k pas jati hain ...
Ek k Bobs bare hote hain or ek k chote ... jis k bare hote hain us ko doctor chote hone ki dawa dete hain ... or jis k chote hote hain usye bare hone ki ...
den wo log ghar aajati hai ... or dawa change hojati hai ... bari waley k mazeed bare hojate hain or chote wali k mazeed chote ho jate hain ... phr doctor se wajah pochti hai doctor wajah batata hai phr dawa deta hai ... phr dawa change hojati hai phr jis ka bare hote hain or bare hojate hain or chote wali k mazeed chote ho jate hain ...
den doctor k pas sirf wo jati hai jis k chote hote hain Doctor pochta hai app ki dosri sister kahan gai ... tu wo kehti hai usey Milk pak waley utha k ley gaey ...

hamza
ham-tk@hotmail.com

  Adult SMS

Meri raah main ye WaTTaY kion
Angoor jo chakhta hoon tou khattay kion
Zindagi isi soch main guzer gai FARAAZ
AAhir 1 LuN k nechay 2 tattay kion

Romeo
romeo78634@yahoo.com

  Adult SMS

Mujhay kehti hay apnay saath waqfay ki goLian laya karo FARAAZ
kia ussay mere CONDOM pe aitbar nahi hay

Romeo
romeo78634@yahoo.com

  Adult SMS

Shalwar Kya Girri maray Hathon see Faraz...
Logon ne mari Gaand Ko Koowahan hee bana diya...

None

  Adult SMS

Musharaf : yaar mein ne zardari ko gift dena hai kia doon?
.
shujaat : diamond ka haar de do
.
Musharaf : nai yaar koi esi cheez batao jo mein ussay kabhi na de ho
.
Shujaat : Bund de de

Mansoor
03338651491

  Adult SMS

kahan gaib rehta hay tu aaj kaal ?
teri shakal tak bhool gaya hon may
woh tu abhi apnay lund kay topay par nazar pari tu tu yaad agaya

kesa hai tu ?

rida
03002719247

  Adult SMS

AIDS AWARENESS !!!

try diffrent positions with the same woman instead of the same position with diffrent women

plz pass it on to all careless fuckers

rida
03002719247

  Adult SMS

sab dost bhenchod bewafa hogaye

hum pehli baar apnay mobile say khafa hogaye

1,2 sms tu kardo bhosriwalo

warna log samjhaingay tum gando log iss dunya say dafa hogaye


rida
03002719247

  Adult SMS

LOORA ek gift hai
(kabool kijye)

LOORA ek ehsas hai
(mehsos kijye)

LOORA ek dard hai
(bardasht kijye)

LOORA ek peyas hai
(choos lijye)

LOORA ek milan hay
(apna lijye)

LOORA ek anso hai
(pee lijye)

LOORA aakhir LOORA hai
(gaand may lay lijye)


rida
03002719247

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