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Is Suhaney mosam main tumhara saath ho,
Garm bister main kambal orhay tum pass ho,
Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain,
Kash aisa kabhi ehsaas ho!
I Love u
TATLI TEA

ASIF KHAN
kill_me_without_hurtt@yahoo.co


  Adult SMS

Kuch larkiyan khari ho kar deti hain,
Kuch thora jhuk kar deti hain,
Aur kuch to baith kar dainey ki aadi hoti hain,
Kitna mushkil kaam hai
“JHAAROO dena”

ASIF KHAN
kill_me_without_hurtt@yahoo.co

  Adult SMS

Tumhari Gaand ka Sorakh aur tumhare Hont 1 jaise han=Yakeen nahe ata to…
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Seeeti Maaro Zra:-)

ASIF KHAN
kill_me_without_hurtt@yahoo.co

  Adult SMS

Desh ka bacha bacha
Bigar
Raha
Hai
bhai,Bhai se
Lad
Raha
hai
larka Zabardasti
larki
ko
Kiss
kar
Raha
Hai
Itna
Kuch
ho
Raha
hai
Or
Bhoosri k Tu
SMS
Padh
Raha hai
HASS mat
GAANDU
Kuch kar..

ASIF KHAN
kill_me_without_hurtt@yahoo.co

  Adult SMS

Judge: Tumne apne husband ka QATAL q kiya?
Larki: Woh office se ayee mujhe ROOM mai lekar gaye BED pe litaya KAPRE utare..Meri Tangen UTHAEN or KAHA,
April FOOL !!

ASIF KHAN
kill_me_without_hurtt@yahoo.co

  Adult SMS

Raat ki tanhaiyaan, tail ki chiknaiyaan..uthaoo botal tail ki..Musraton k khel ki,na koi munda na koi run, apna haath aur apna hi lun,”Yehi to hai wo apna pann.

ASIF KHAN
kill_me_without_hurtt@yahoo.co

  Adult SMS

AAP KI CHUT MAIN HUM UTRANE LAGE..
JIS KADAR AAPSE HARARI CHUDAI HUI..
JISM SE CHUT MAIN HUM UTRANE LAGE...
AAPKE CHUT KO HUM CHODNE LAGE....

aakash
anantvpatel@yahoo.com

  Adult SMS

zandu bam,zandubabam,
chut ko karde jam,
land ki khujali dur kare.
chut ko kare behal.
zandu bam, zandubam

anant
anantvpatel@yahoo.com

  Adult SMS

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl


shazia mughal
03453267560

  Adult SMS

ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai.
pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle rehersal kar lete hain.
heroine bolti hai rehersal maine director k saath kar li hai aap final take lo.

hamza
ham-tk@hotmail.com

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