If u dont mind If u dont feel bad If dont hesitate Please...... give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan cooking oil bottle just RS.250 only
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Adult SMS
Zamane ki darr se us ki tasweer toilet me chopa rakkhi hai.
Didaar ho uska barbar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakki hai.
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Adult SMS
Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha, Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:“O“ Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon. Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho
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Adult SMS
Ek bona suhag raat walay din apne room mein gaya aur biwi se kaha: Chal ghori ban
Biwi boli bohat jaldi ho rahi hai kya?
Bona: Abay gate ki kundi lagani hai.
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Adult SMS
Aik khobsort khaton ne pasport k lie office m application di,
Klark ne application form parha or kaha;-
“apne aik bachy ki umer aik sal likhi hy 2ry bachay ki Umr 6 saAL Likhi hai, Jab K Apnay Ye Bhi Likha Hai Ap K Husband 6 SaAL Pehlay Wafat Paa Gaye, Aurat Ne Bhi Takulafana Jawab Dia, K “G Main To Abhi Zinda Hoon“
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Adult SMS
Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib... . . . . . . . . Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi... ;->
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03072750596
Adult SMS
Angry Husband : Aaj tak Tum Kitny logon k Sath Soi Ho ?? Wife : Such Boloon to sirf app k sath soi hon baqi sabhi k sath SARI SARI RAT JAGI HON...
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Adult SMS
SMS ki murdamshumari, Agar aap male hain to 2 sms kerain, Agar aap female hain to 1 sms kerain, Agar apnay aap per shak hai to koi sms na kerain.
Rustam
03336611225
Adult SMS
MODREN DAY updated dictionary
!!! BAYWAQOOF: chottiya
STUPID MAN : LUND ka sira
TO HATE: LUND pay marna
FRUSTRATED :TATTAY latak jana
FLATTER: TATTAY uthana
IGNORE: LUND ko thund hona
POWERFUL: GAAND bhari hona
MILD LOSS: GAAND bund hona
HEAVY LOSS: GAAND phatna
SEVERE LOSS: GAAND phat kay hath may ajana
JEALOUS: GAAND jal jana
REFUSAL: mera LUND karta hai tera kaam
RUN AWAY : GAAND dikha daina
DECEIVE: harami pan
FEAR: GAAND may ghoo na hona
STOP BEING FRANK: dimag ki MUTH na laga yaar
rida
03002719247
Adult SMS
Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham.. Kala za da yar pa stargo k khumar sham.. Kala kala me da zaana zargay tor she.. Kala kala da ashna da ghaary haar sham.
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