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Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...





Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga...

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  Adult SMS

Aasmaan Ko
Alvida Kese Kaho Ge..?

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TaTa_Sky !


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  Adult SMS

What Foolish Concepts

Society Has ?

If A Watch Goes Bad,

They Say BAND HAI.

And

If A Girl Goes Bad,

They Say CHALU HAI !!.

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  Adult SMS

A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately drop the matter.

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  Adult SMS

Shadi k 7 din baad,
Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di hue sari pehni?

Dulhun:- Wo mujhay 7 din se shalwar nhi pahnne de rahey!
Aap ko sari ki parri hay.,.,

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  Adult SMS

Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.?

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Kash










Us din
















“main jaldi sojata“

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  Adult SMS

meri DUA hAi
K
tUmhe. . .



MeEnAr-E-PAKISTAN jEsi LAmbi zindAgi milAy. . .







hEr bAndA 5 rUpEy dEy kAr. . .







tUmhAry OpEr chArhy....... ;->

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  Adult SMS

Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,
Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam Nai
Kabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai,

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  Adult SMS

most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai,

paani ke bina tu tatti se libre chuttarh dho nahi sakti....

mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti!!!

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  Adult SMS

My dear .......karona..plzzzzz...mujhe karona..... mujhe acha lagey ga..... plzzz.karona.hamari dosti ki kasam karo.....kar do naaa........ kisi ko nahi pata chaley ga promise,,,,,,,, u trust me na......?Sirf 1 bar.... plzzzzzzzz kardona........badaaaaa sa Sms

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