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ati thie jati thie hasti thie hasa thie baghti thie baghjati thie
dekhti thie muskurati thie aj pata chala sali cutya banati thie

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  Adult SMS

Door village main aik basti thi, jahan per randian sasti thi,
gand main un ke itni masti thi, jitna chodo hasti thi,
tum kyon itna haste ho kya is hi village main baste ho ?

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  Adult SMS

Boy 2 Girl..
hamein to apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha,
meri kishti waha dubi jahaan paani kam tha,
Girl 2 boy...
tum to they hi gaandu teri gaand mei kahaan dam thaa,
wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaney gaye they jahaan paani kam thaa...

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  Adult SMS

Feelings of girls after exam & Sex..

kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya.

mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.

saari raat nahi soyi.Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.

Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.

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  Adult SMS

Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt
or phir bra utara aur aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.

Phir?

Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi...

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  Adult SMS

A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable-
supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight-
and is always close 2 ur heart!

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  Adult SMS

Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since
last 4 days in vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery.

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  Adult SMS

1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat
pyar karney lagi. yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous
honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest
par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.

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  Adult SMS

A woman married
a one legged man.
She wrote to her
mother:
'My husband only has
ONE FOOT'.
Her Mother
replied:
'You are lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES'

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  Adult SMS

Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
'W'ant
'O'ne
'M'an for
'E'very
'N'ight

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