What's the closest thing to a woman's period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn't come, everything's fucked
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Ik Larki thi dewaani si...
Ik Larkay pe wo mar...
Kuch lena tha usay...
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi
Jab bi milti thi muijhey.....
Ye hi pocha karti thi......
Ye 'CONDOM' kAHAN SE MILTA HAI Ye 'CONDOM' kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
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fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main
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The most difficult golf course in the world is... 'Women Hole' any style you play... as many shots you try... & as much perfection you have... you can never get your balls in...!!!
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1 boy 1 girl ko fuck ker raha tha fuck kertay kertay us ne girl se poocha k tumhara boy friend kon hai hai girl ne reply kia choro us ma k kooos ko wo is waqt yeh sms per raha hai ! ! !
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Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan: 1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega. 2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga. 3. Don't scroll down:
Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.
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dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
ah oh
dheere ah
mar gayi ah oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon
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Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi: Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai uper se 15000 kamata hai lardki walle: lardki nurse hai 2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000 kamati hai!
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'Tendulker' Having Sex With 'Malika' Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai; Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de 'ADDIDAS likha hai
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In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate? Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k bhi aap pay karo gay
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