On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan? Jeeto: Dono. He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui? Jeeto: Ji Hui. Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon? Jeeto: Ji. Santa: Yeh erect hai!
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Q: Wats d definition of a 'lesbian?' A: Just another damn Woman..... tryin 2 do a man's job!!!.
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Qus: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA.. So respect the seniors!
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During sexual session the girl says:'u r like a mobile phone!' Boy: 'Do I vibrate a lot?' Girl:'No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
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Richman to poorman- 'How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied: 'B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play'!!!
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Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,'I need a Girl, I hv an Erection!' Gson says,'1st its 2 Late, 2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holdin is mine'
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Hamain kheench kar ishq laya hai tera tere dar pe hum ne lagaaya hai dera hamain hoga jab tak na deedar tera yahin subh hogi yahin hoga savera
farhan 03006330347
happy_khan1525@yahoo.com
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Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray Bhanchod ho
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Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain. Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain. Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay. Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
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Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ... Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga
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