girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati hai par ap ki nahi ati kiun? MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere bap ne baja baja kar kharab kardi.
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Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye. Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta. Teacher : Kyon? Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
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• 4 facts 1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain 2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do. 3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati 4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
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aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha....... Larai nichli gali main hoti hai Pakray hum jatay hain...!!!
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Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna. Dost 2 : woh kyun? Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.
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ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha. ek admi bola helmit to utaro. pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay kia ?
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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM : Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thing. SON : got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
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Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai, Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai, In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain
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ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ? foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain bhee bahar nikal aayain gi.
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When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai
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