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Adult Sms | Adult Sms Messages
  Short Description about Adult SMS

A nice collection of slightly adult sms messages collection.

Collection of slightly adult sms / text messages in roman urdu, hindi and english. some popular searches for such types of sms messages includes funny adult sms, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, adult messages, adult sms jokes, hindi adult sms, urdu adult sms etc..



  Adult SMS

santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ………

pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.

judge :ek baar firse sochle, aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!

sara
archita_beautiful@hotmail.com


  Adult SMS

HANSI KO INBOX
Aanso ko out box
ghussa ko hold
muskan send kro
help ok
dil ko vibrate karo
phir dekho
zindgi ki ringtone pyari lagti hai

malik
kam_rock@hotmail.com


  Adult SMS

Choot Kanwari
Bohat Hee Piyari
Jiss nay na Mari
Woo bhe Pichtaya
aur Jiss nay Mari
Bohat Maza aya
aik bar jo mari to!
Bar bar mari!

Phir kia hova:

Yeh Luli bachari
bhol gai marna pichkari!!!!

hot chat welcom

Guram Larka
guramlarka@hotmail.com

  Adult SMS

Chooot Naiy Poocha Lun Saiy Khoob Chud Janey K Baad

Kyoon Sukkarr Kar Bathey Ho Matlab Nikal Janey K Baad

Nida
Nida_Tehreem@hotmail.com

  Adult SMS

TUM NA HOTAY TO LUND KAUN LAITA.

IS CHOTAY SAY LUND KO BARA KAUN KEHTA.

KUCH TU BAAT HAY TERI GAND ME USTAD?


WARNA YE ZAMANA TUJHAY GANDU KYOUN KEHTA.

salman
03322075713

  Adult SMS

There r lots of people around u
some of them r important 4 u,
out of these some people few r more important 4 u
and out of these few people
1 is most important 4 u
and
4 me that 1 is u my sweet friend.

RASHID
alirashid442@yahoo.com

  Adult SMS

Sardarni: kya si na, k condom di jaga rumaal na ban,
Hun rumaal andar reh gya ay

Sardar: POSITIVE THINKING RAKH!!!

kaka langoti paa k aai ga :P

Gangsta
gangs@hots

  Adult SMS

Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?
Student:Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar”


Sadullah khawaja
0333 5633533

  Adult SMS

In a party a lady wanted
to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Sardar and asked him,
SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,

Sardarji replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao.


Sadullah khawaja
0333 5633533

  Adult SMS

Beta 500 kama k laya tu baap betay ko Najumi k paas le gya or bola: Tu ne kaha tha ye nahi kamaai ga

Najumi: Bhai sahab mai ne Iska haat dekha tha, GAAND nahi

Gangsta
gangs@hots

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